Hurry! Time is running out!
Stuff! More stuff! Extra stuff!
And boy, do they look solid!
Deals, deals, deals.
It'll make your head spin, if you're prone to that kind of thing.
So much of SNES action!
A good steal, at that!
Prepare yourself for some one-two punching!
Now we just need Samurai.
17 long years, coming to an end.
Thanks to "gay propaganda" laws.
Nintendo shares are falling quickly.
The financial issues are mounting.
Or bisexual. Or pansexual. She kisses women, is the point.
Valve loses to leaks yet again.
You can feel my enthusiasm in the headline, right?
As if biting ones thumb were not enough!
In the best kind of way.
Time to celebrate!
Since all the coolest characters smoke.