Joker's here to steal the show.
Instead of going after the actual gambling websites they're talking about.
It's beefy, for sure.
That'll make a couple people really happy.
He can't wait to relax and play games like Super Mario Odyssey on the Nintendo Switch.
In other news, the pope comes out as catholic.
He's not against it, unsurprisingly.
Thank YOU for making that game.
And thus begins the true QuakeCon Hype
What appears to be an 80's tribute gone awry.
That's a lot of dead samurai.
Not PUBG, whatever will we do?
They didn't say Bandersnatch, but it's the same idea.
Here's why that's so important.
Also included in this article: drama.
It's a big, glorious nightmare.
At a rate of $1 a day.
First one is free, the rest will cost you.
They don't want to let down their fans, they say.
Hint: he's interested.
No ETA, but it's in the works.
An unfortunate reality.
Breaking News: the internet complains.
Pictured: Not a viking
Wow the rich man is unbothered he'll become even richer.