Yohjo Simulator's a Thing on Greenlight and Jim Sterling's Right on It

Some games aren't exactly Halloween-related, but somehow manage to retain the creepy vibe that you'd expect in October. What game am I referring to today? Yohjo Simulator, AKA Little Girl Simulator. Kid you not. Brought to you by Sekai Project and Dead Factory, the game has recently been released onto YouTube, and... well you should take a look for yourself:



There's a reason why it has received so many thumbs down. All in all, it's just creepy and appears to be a major cash grab... in fact, it just seems like a complete ripoff of Goat Simulator. Here's the not-so-believable description of video on YouTube:

This is a little girl simulator. You become a 3rd grade elementary girl and wander around town. There's no goal in this game. You need to decide the goal for yourself. It's the same as in life. This is an amazingly realistic simulator.

This all seems fine and dandy until you realize you watched the video. Then you're feeling a little uncertain and confused. It's not realistic at all. And you're headbutting with pig tails.... and running around near tons of speedo-dressed men. What the?

The features are just as.... ah...:

You are the little girl.
Take out dangerous strangers with your headbutt.
Use wall kicks to reach areas the developer never intended you to access.

And the disclaimer?

"The buggy physics engine will cause both the little girl and the guys to flip out. Please keep an open mind."

Uh.... Okay...

Either way, if this buggy game somehow piques your interest, you can always refer to it on Steam Greenlight here.

If it isn't, that's perfectly fine too, especially since this market is becoming a little saturated with these games, and it's a tad on the raunchy side. You're more than welcome to vote the game with a giant thumbs down. Pretty soon they will have its own genre called, "Buggy Simulators."

A funnier take? "Cop-Out Simulators."

One Angry Gamer went so far as to create a remix featuring a cover of Crazy in Love by Sofia Karlberg, which was featured in the 50 Shades of Grey Trailer, oddly enough:



Even better is Jim Sterling's reaction piece to this game