No Time To Explain Remastered Brings Back Wacky Cake and Sharks to Steam, Xbox One

I have no time to explain! No time to explain what? I have no time to explain what No Time To Explain is!

Yes, the comedic platformer No Time to Explain is back, but with a remastered flair.



"I Am You From The Future! No Time To Explain, Follow m-OH CHRIST!" This is a brilliant tagline that already gnaws at the curiosity of my brain. Featured on Let's Plays and offering hours of brutal pain, No Time To Explain is a title about chasing your future self throughout time and alternate realities, battling giant monsters, collecting hats, and best of all, eating delicious cake!

Complete with voice acting, No Time To Explain has been rebuilt from scratch using Unity, offering local four-player multiplayer, awesome tools and weaponry such as the future cannon and jetpack, new characters, and 60 hidden wearable hats. Do you have what it takes to catch your future self, fight sharks, and pull off awesome dance moves?

Though the whole short, the search for hats can extend your playtime. So far on Steam, the response has been positive in comparison to the original (the full story is explained here, but it mainly involved being jipped by development and Windows 8). If tempted, you can always purchase a copy for $12.74 on Steam (15% off original price until July 24) or $14.99 on the Xbox One.