Ninja Pizza Girl Dishes Out Stylish Deliveries on Steam Early Access

Ever wanted to experience an extra cheesy slice of life as a ninja delivery person? Leaping across rooftops and utilizing your arsenal of acrobatics to prove that your company can provide the freshest of pizzas in 30 minutes or less?



Well, fresh out of the oven and onto the Early Access pizza warmer comes Ninja Pizza Girl, a mouthwatering experience that is bound to make all stomachs gurgle.

Baked by Disparity Games, Ninja Pizza Girl is a fast-paced, immersive platformer that requires stylish, well-timed moves to progress. In a dystopian future where mega corporations control "almost" all pizza delivery, you play as Gemma, a 16-year-old delivery girl who works at her father's local pizza shop. Of course, she must deliver pizzas in a perfect state to help her father's business survive, she must battle against other ninjas, time, and bullying teenagers.



Here are some delicious features to be thrown onto your stuffed-crust pizza:

• Accessible flow-based gameplay that welcomes beginners while challenging speedrunners.
• Face enemies that shove, trip, throw garbage in your hair, and upload videos of their abuse (wow, talk about bringing back high school).
• Unique "health" system that tracks the player's self-esteem.
• As mind-melting original soundtrack by the amazing Max Maars who was featured on Triple J's "Unearthed."
• The only video game to feature the phrase, "No Pants. No Pizza." Now I am just plain hungry.

And I am suddenly reminded of Strider, but in pizza form.

The purpose of the game? To quote Disparity Games:

"Ninja Pizza Girl. For Honour. For Family. For Pizza."

Ninja Pizza Girl is out on Early Access for $11.04, a 15% discount. Disparity Games plan to cater to all tastes by delivering Ninja Pizza Girl to Windows, Macintosh, Linux, PlayStation 4, Xbox One, Wii U, PlayStation Vita, iOS and Android soon.