New Pokemon Show Themselves

New Pokemon. That's what it's all about. More new Pokemon. Because you'll never catch 'em all. It's impossible. Don't even try. I mean, you will try, but it will be in vain. Anyway, to no surprise at all, some new Pokemon have been released. It's a mixed bag of releases from across the spectrum. These new additions are guaranteed to impress you all the way to the pc storage where they will stay for all eternity.


Put 'em in the box.

I decided not to learn their names. I find a special kind of joy in making my own names for new Pokemon. It makes me feel like I have a closer, more intimate relationship with my fictional critters. First is Sheila Shell Arms. It's got some kind of lightning mohawk. It's probably going through a phase. Then there's a new evolution for Grubbin that makes him into either a green loaf of bread or a van with teeth. I call it Van Loaf, because I'm not that creative. Van Loaf goes a bit further in the evolution tree to make an Elegant Hang Glider. Things get more interesting from here. There's Wizard Dragon, Yellow Fishmarine, Creamy Moth, Pikach-unior, Some Slugs, Just a Dog, and a Literal Gundam. Tons of fun. My favorite is the Creamy Moth. I'll try to remember to shed a tear when I slide mine into the pc for its endless "safe keeping."