Fans Continue to Analyze Luigi's Manhood

Sometimes I am reminded of the weird behavior of the internet. Fans were raving over the fact that Mario had nipples in Super Mario Odyssey. This time it's thanks to Luigi. Or more specifically, Luigi's dong. Since the announcement of the upcoming Nintendo Switch game Super Mario Aces, fans have been remarking on the noticeable bulge in the Mario brother's tennis shorts.

It started with social media remarks. Fans said, "Hey, anyone noticed the green boy is kinda packing?" It then evolved further. Tumblr user Fortooate posted an analysis of the promo image seen above, comparing the size of the racket to measure the meat.



The topic grew exponentially, with fans ranging from "NOPE" to "You Go Big Boy." The topic eventually gained enough girth for popular YouTuber GameTheory to address not only Luigi's assets, but comparing them to Mario's as well.



The scientist in me loves all of the analytics that are taking place in this endeavor, but the wholesome good boy in me is wondering how far from God we've strayed to get to this point. Either way, the burden of knowledge is a heavy one to bare, and now you can share this burden with me.