April Release Schedule: I'm not Foolin' Edition

April 1st



Goat Simulator [PC]- -Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.





April 4th



The Elder Scrolls Online [PC]- All the goodness of a full priced Elder Scrolls release, but now with the thrilling addition of a $15 monthly fee. Make sure you pre-order for the exclusive Explorer's Pack, and if you sign a contract where your first born child belongs to Bethesda, they'll give you some exclusive horse armor.





Half Minute Hero: The Second Coming [PC]- You have 30 seconds to save the world....again! Half Minute Hero: The Second Coming is the bigger and badder sequel to the world' fastest RPG!





April 8th



Lego: The Hobbit [360,PS3, PC, WiiU, XOne, PS4, 3DS, Vita]- The Lego game you have to play until we get Lego TMNT or Lego Simpsons.







Daylight [PS4, PC]- Basically Outlast with a phone instead of a camera. You hit a dead-end and must turn around, but behind you lurks an eerie presence and strange noises... Experience Daylight, a procedurally generated psychological thriller for your PC.



April 15th



Conception II: Children of the Seven Stars [Vita, 3DS]- A nonsensical JRPG that had a teaser site with an animated ultrasound. It's from Atlus, and has a quite a resemblance to Persona 4. In the world called Aterra where the Star God is worshipped, monsters have begun to spawn from the mysterious labyrinth. However, the Star God has imbued certain young adults - Disciples - with the power to fight monsters, as well as create Star Children to aid in the battle.

April 16th



Trials Fusion [360, XOne, PS4, PC]- Take on an unlimited array of platform-racing challenges in the unreal world of Trials Fusion. Using your skills to traverse across obstacle-laden, ramp-ridden courses, you must strive to set track records against the best Trials players around the globe.



April 29th



Jojo's Bizarre Adventure All-Star Battle [PS3]- ORA ORA ORA!!!! Just in time for the new season of the anime! JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All-Star Battle gives players the feeling they are participating in vivid and colorful battles straight from the pages of the manga. Each character comes with their signature moves punctuated by dynamic camera angles to capture every highlight of the fight either against computer opponents via Story Mode or human adversaries online.



The Amazing Spider-Man 2 [360, PC, PS3, WiiU, 3DS, XOne, PS4]- What started out as the search for a killer very quickly becomes something so much more. In a unique story set alongside the events of the second film, Spider-Man discovers he's not the only one tracking down Manhattan's criminals. The underworld has been turned upside down with a one-man campaign of violence and murder that has captured the city in an iron grip of fear.

April 30th



Child of Light [360, PS3, PC, WiiU, XOne, PS4]- A JRPG styled game with gorgeous 2D artwork from the creative director of Far Cry 3. The daughter of the Duke of Carniola is transported to Lemuria, a mysterious world that needs her help. Identified as the Child of Light and granted the power of flight, she takes on the minions of Lemuria’s Dark Queen in her quest to recover the sun, the moon and the stars to return home. Along the way she’ll discover that her destiny may be far greater than she ever dreamed... and did I mention all the dialogue in the game is written in rhyme?