According to Thief, Best Way to Steal PS4 is Through Pants Magic

Today's the perfect day to announce a bit of bizarre news. It's Sunday, it's rainy--over here, anyway--and it's typically a day for many to sit back with some loose pants... so loose that you can stuff a PlayStation 4 system in them.

If your mind is flashing a long string of confused question marks, then I am doing a swell job. According to a recent arrest affidavit, 36-year-old Christopher Caldwell, of West Palm Beach, FL, was caught pants-handed, on July 7, 2015, with the PlayStation 4 console and some nifty concealed accessories by a loss prevention officer at a Walmart Supercenter located in Port St. Lucie. The officer saw the man in the bike department wearing some roomy pants--pants that could be of the parachute type donned by M.C. Hammer, the belly-dancer Harem pants, or just simple, generously sizeable sweatpants. Possibly even sailor pants, who knows?

The point is that it would be ridiculously hard to walk around with something so heavy in your pants.

Anyway, the man was caught leaving without paying and arrested. From there, he was slapped with felony grand theft charge. Additionally, he was also on federal probation so... that probably didn't help his case at all.

From selling children to burglary, there really are no limits when it comes to feeding that gaming craving. But if you're going to try and steal a console, at least try to make it look hidden--pants can only hide so much.